Thanks to the legal system, among other reasons, most of the time when you order a cup of coffee you are warned that the cup is hot. Unless you're ordering iced coffee this seems to be obvious. But this type of warning persists anyway.

For example, on a superhero costume:

"Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly."

Recycling is good, but don't take it too far. On a bottle of Liquid Plumber:

"Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."

And just in case you were going to try it, on a toy Harry Potter broom:

"This broom does not actually fly."

These and other items can be found at "Dumb Warnings". Warnings are separated by category, or you can view the top 25 warnings or a completely random warning.

Note that some of the warnings or items mentioned may not be suitable for kiddies...

Dumb Warnings - http://www.dumbwarnings.com/

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